Forget to dress up for dinner? It's no problem if you have one of these cool new Dress For Dinner Napkins handy. Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib. Each pack contains twenty napkins of four different style tie designs. At least when you spill on your tie, you know you're covered.
I know... but I thought they were funny. They could also make a great last minute Halloween costume too.